The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

the-magical-anon-overlord:

a-spoon-full-of-pixie-dust:

disney-magical:

Sure Elsa might know how to make a fierce exit

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But Kuzco knows how to make a fierce entrance 

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Imagine if they had a kid!

Let it groove
Let it grooove
Cant hold back all the moves

havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

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babyferaligator:

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

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prospitianprincess:

preferred pet names:

  • queen
  • empress
  • supreme overlord
  • officer
  • the lawful judge
  • president
  • her imperial condescension

(Source: synonymiss)

I’ll just watch one
Episode
Epison
Epason
Eason
Season

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crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

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Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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